We all like to believe we're a little thinner around the waist line than we are, but for one would-be thief, he should have looked in the mirror.

Brett Schaefer, 41, got caught early Sunday morning during a break-in at a Woodstock business.

Police arrived to find a smashed window and Schaefer stuck in the bars installed to protect the window.

He has been charged with break, enter and theft and possession of property obtained by crime.

Now he may really be stuck behind bars.